having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
All Enrique Iglesias would need to do is say my name, and I’d be ready to go. Like panties creamed and pants making their way down kinda ready to go. NO JOKE. UGH.
i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you like and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.
when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.